One.

January first.

Official proof that I am the worst blogger ever: I missed the first day of blog-every-day-for-a-year. This is the first of three hundred and sixty-five blogs containing a picture that represents my day. The picture could also be completely random. As a matter of fact, the picture is more likely to be random than to represent the day. The picture for this blog is of me with a mustache. This picture is the reason I do not have a mustache. End of story.